Goblin Chieftain [The List] Grass[-30 Artifact creatures and dragons you

Artifact creatures and dragons you control have protection from the chosen color

Set: March of the Machine Commander Type: Instant Rarity: Uncommon Cost: {1}{R} Destroy target artifact

Set: Strixhaven: School of Mages Type: Creature — Dwarf Shaman Rarity: Common Cost: {2}{R} Double strike

but then you're suddenly standing there in your underclothes without a weapon

Goblin Chieftain [The List] Grass[-30 Artifact creatures and dragons youSet: The List Type: Creature Goblin Rarity: Rare Cost: {1}{R}{R} Haste (This creature can attack and {T} as soon as it comes under your control.) Other Goblin creatures you control get +1 +1 and have haste. "It's time for the 'Smash, Smash' song!"