Spooky Season Pass Funny Candle retiree A luscious blend of ripe

A luscious blend of ripe berries and creamy vanilla—the perfect sweet reward for leveling up in life

and a life full of "back in my day" stories

Punchy Palette: High-energy hot pink crown paired with a crisp white mesh back

this is the candle every teacher needs

Spooky Season Pass Funny Candle retiree A luscious blend of ripeTHE ULTIMATE REALITY CHECK: Celebrate your favorite time of year with a label that tells it exactly like it is. Featuring hilarious scent notes of That One Magical Night Where Looking Slutty Is Considered "OMG You Look So Cute!", this candle is the perfect edgy gift for the friend who lives for Halloween outfits and unfiltered weekend fun. 100 HOURS OF THE DAILY STRUGGLE: Life is a marathon, and so is this candle. Our massive 16oz mason jar candles