Our Market Research Shows That Players Like Really Long Card Names So We Made this Card to Have the Absolute Longest Card Name Ever Elemental [Unhinged] Faerie Shapeshifter He has no patience for

He has no patience for minds that do not inspire him or explode by trying

Reverse Type: Instant Create three 2/2 green and white Elf Knight creature tokens with vigilance

target creature you control gains indestructible until end of turn

I've done little else

Our Market Research Shows That Players Like Really Long Card Names So We Made this Card to Have the Absolute Longest Card Name Ever Elemental [Unhinged] Faerie Shapeshifter He has no patience forSet: Unhinged Type: Creature Elemental Rarity: Common Cost: {1}{G}{G} Art rampage 2 (Whenever this creature becomes blocked by a creature, it gets +2 +2 for each creature in the blocker's art beyond the first.) Just call it OMRSTPLRLCNSWMTCTHTALCNEE for short.