The Pine Tree Playgirl | Retro Christmas Trees Women's Suit Pants 2025remove Now you can blend in

Now you can blend in to your most joyous Christmas surroundings and escape all the things that make the holidays truly horrible: carols

Go ahead and get these possibly historically inaccurate Ball Hammock® boxers anyways because they've got dinosaurs on them and that's pretty nostalgic

So put on these women's boyshort undies and bust a move

No don't hang up

The Pine Tree Playgirl | Retro Christmas Trees Women's Suit Pants 2025remove Now you can blend inAny one of the beautiful pines on these women's suit pants would make the perfect Christmas tree. But dont try to actually cut one down. This is just a piece of clothing on your body, and taking a chainsaw to one of these festive pines could do some real damage.