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You may need to buy them this candle with a side of poppers so they can loosen up a little

Do you have that one friend who is always such a tight-ass

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With a unique blend of tobacco and bay leaf scents

Too Gay to Function trust fund You may need to buyUnleash the fabulousness with our Too Gay to Function candle. Made with 100% soy wax with wooden wicks, this candle is phthalate free and comes in an iridescent 12oz jar. Light it up and let the empowering scents of wild blackberries fill your space. (Warning: This candle may be too gay for some to handle.) NOTES: top: lime, orange middle: blackberry, raspberry, champagne base: sugar, praline, pine